Monday 28 March 2011

Just admit that ...

Inspired by Glamour's "Hey, it's ok if"
  • You encourage you're friends to eat/shop/drink more so that you don't feel so bad about doing it
  • You 'give up' smoking/drinking every time you run out of money but start again the second you get paid
  • The first thing you open when you get to work/uni is facebook followed closely by twitter
  • You only got twitter because everyone else did, even after swearing you never would
  • You said the same thing about facebook ...
  • You agree with you're girl friend when she's arguing with her boyfriend, even if she's being a complete psycho: "How dare he ask you if he can go out for the second time this month? No it doesn't matter if it's his sister. He's being an absolute prick babe."
  • You still haven't reeeally learnt you're limit with alcohol ...
  • Or you've learnt it but regularly exceed it anyway
  • You still watch disney
  • When you're on you're period, homicide becomes a rationale option: "Yes but judge, he asked me if I'd put on weight."
  • You haven't had any fruit or veg for 3 days - apart from the grapes that you're pinot is made out of
  • When you watch one born every minute you feel a little bit angry towards men
  • You've run out of things to sell ... other than you're body ...
  • And that's becoming tempting
  • You never end up making that really expensive, really beautiful purchase because you feel bad but end up spending the same amount of cash on 3 cheaper, uglier items a months worth of Boots meal deals and 6 bottles of wine

1 comment:

  1. Agree agree agree !!Espesh giving up drinking and smoking when Im poor , and persuading my friends to spend more so I feel better ! Were all secretly evil! xx

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