Having recently got back from Zante, I thought I would be kind and share some tips that I have learned both personally and from observing friend's experiences.
1. Wearing a playsuit when drunk can cause extreme difficulty when going to the toilet causing several catastrophic border line wetting yourself moments - cue screaming and jumping up and down on the spot
2. Leotards are easier to get out of when bursting for the toilet, but it's getting back in that's the trouble. There is only so many times your mate will fiddle around in your crotch region to do it back up for you
3. The bathroom floor is only a comfortable place to sleep until you sober up. Then it's cold and wet.
4. Just because shots are only one euro does not mean you have to get 5. In each bar.
5. Just because after one day, your boobs/back/legs are not as tanned as you want them to be, does not mean it's acceptable to just not put sun cream on them
6. If they are not the colour you want them to be on the last day, then it's acceptable: desperate times ...
7. After you've pulled a guy, wait until he leaves the room to ask your friends what his name is.
8. Everyone thinks their hometown is the best, but the truth is no one actually cares where you're from, so if you want to make friends don't go round screaming your post code out/writing it on people at every possible opportunity. If you don't want to make friends then crack on.
9. When you get back to England, you will need to ween yourself off of sun and alcohol. I suggest a glass of wine in the morning and standing next to a heated oven or maybe even in the boiler cupboard, it depends how bad your withdrawal symptoms are
10. When you are feeling at your lowest, just remembered that there at least 3/4 days of British summertime to look forward to every year
Enjoy your summer hols! :)
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